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They Were Not Nuns!

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This is perhaps one of the most underappreciated situations that Catholic guys have ever faced! Curious? See what it's about ;) We may have been wrong about some of the names in the list here... but it's ok! We made the point :) Here are the lyrics! Credit for Miguel Alvarez for playing the guitar :D

Woahh, there was a girl, from Riverside.
Eyes like a glimmer of the sun’s gold light.
I said, hey, you want to go for a pizza?
I know this place, run by Italians, who grew up in LA.

She said sorry, but I’m already taken.
I said by who? I’d run the world for you!
She looked quietly back, and with a great big smile, she said.
God!! I want to be a nun.

There was an awkward silence…

I said ok, girl. I get where you’re coming from. You want to be holy.
But before I go down that bittersweet road such a peculiar rejection,
Let me tell you a story
It’s called, how to become holy without becoming a nun.
And it goes a little something like this.

Saint Elizabeth of Portugal, Saint Gorgonia, Saint Monica, Saint Crispina
What do these names all have in common, I’ll tell you! They were not nuns!
Woah no, they were not nuns!

Many are the paths to God, and all of us have our own one.
Don’t misunderstand my intentions, the nunhood is great
I’m sure many girls have been holy this way
but all I’m saying is please know you have options! Including me!

The married life is a reflection of God’s own love
For his Church and His Church for Him.
It is one of the two sacraments that are ordered to make you holy through one another .

And then she said, I don’t know what the heck you’re talking about,
Or what you think you’re accomplishing. What makes you think I would marry you
If I literally just said I wouldn’t go out for a pizza.
And that’s when things got real

So began to weigh my options, as I paced back and forth in front of her.
There’s got to be something I can do! I have to try one last thing…
Nope I can’t think of anything. So I’ll just sing the names of saints at her
Until she gets the message.

Saint Barbara Kim, Saint Basilissa of Antioch, Saint Bertilla, Saint Blanda of Rome, Saint Cyriaca, Saint Darerca, Saint Emma of Bremen—Wait stop running!!!

Saint Elizabeth of Portugal, Saint Gorgonia, Saint Monica, Saint Crispina
What do these names all have in common, I’ll tell you! They were not nuns!
Woah no, they were not nuns!
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